Wednesday, December 9, 2009

29Five Days Until the Big Five-0

Okay, I can’t help myself. I guess I have more in common with Tiger than I care to admit. But in the event he becomes hard up looking for new sponsorship deals, I have a few ideas for products that might benefit from his endorsements:

Trojan Condoms, because it’s never too late to start using protection.

Viagra, because it will turn you into a real TIGER!!!

Miracle Grow. Do I really need to explain this one?

Timex – just like Tiger, we can take a licking and keep on ticking…
Forget those high end Tag Heuer watches, we like our watches to be like our women, cheap, easy, and reliable.

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