Wednesday, September 2, 2009

328 Days Until the Big Five-0

The Blonde Factor

I have a scientific theory. If I had the time, I could prove it. All families are really a collection of dysfunctional people with one normal person caught in the wacky web the rest of the family is weaving. I call this theory the Blonde Factor based on the old television show “The Munsters”. You ring the bell to their mansion and you see Herman, Lily, Grandpa and a host of strange things, and then suddenly Marilyn appears. It is the normal one, the regular person, who looks out of place simply because they are normal. No one seems to notice or mind. Life goes on as it usually does for all of us. It does not matter if one of our siblings looks like a little Vampire, one of our parents resembles Frankenstein and best yet, who ever is reading this thinks they are the “blonde” in the bunch. Well, I know I am the blonde in my family, even if it is highlighted hair. I never said, natural blond!

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